25 June 2012
10 things every League of Legends player should know
1. Deaths > Everything else.
2. Speed.
3. Know the map layout.
4. Map Control.
5. Be prepared to play at least a few heroes.
6. Know what your role is and stick to it.
7. Don’t just lane, lane properly.
8. Last hit!
9. Communicate.
10. The summoner’s Code.
Are you really ready to play
League Of Legends ?
Mundo Back with Skins and Champions Sale!
As cash bags know, Mundo take lots of meetings during the day. Mundo corporate bigshot and his time valuable, it anger Mundo when peons schedule meeting to talk about "sales" and "company viability" and "big problems we have to fix right now." So Mundo multi-task while they blabber. Text. Doodle. Pull off shoes and clip toenails on meeting room table. It not Mundo's fault no one have strong stomach!
Mundo need distractions whenever anyone ask him not to put toes across spreadsheets. So he give you new sale on skins and champions. You buy, then Mundo show board how much money he make for them. Then they let him take off black socks when he wants. Mundo personal grooms where he pleases!
- Rammus freaking Mundo out. Mundo ask him why third-quarter figures are trending low and Rammus just keep saying "OK." What that even mean?! You buy him for 487 RP.
- Talon embrace dark angst-ridden demeanor. He sit on rooftop and brood all day. Mundo sell him to you for 487 RP, then hire non-brooding replacement.
- Malphite work security at front desk, keep hooligans from stealing pictures off the walls. He guard your lane for just 292 RP.
- Obsidian Malphite like regular Malphite, only with hot, volcanic surface. Cook eggs on his forehead for only 487 RP!
- Waterloo Miss Fortune using historically inaccurate weapons. Mundo point this out , then she shoot Mundo in face. Buy her for 260 RP.
- Frozen Terror Nocturne is both frozen and terrifying. He thus meet all requirements for job description. Pick him up for 487 RP.
21 June 2012
Top Elo This Week
North America
5 vs 5 solo - Crs Strice
EU West
5 vs 5 solo - ALTERNATE F Lord
5 vs 5 ranked team - Moscow F1ve
3 vs 3 ranked team - mad cauz Risse ausn Haus
EU Nordic and East
5 vs 5 solo - WinFakt Godbro
5 vs 5 ranked team - Veruru Goes Hollywood
3 vs 3 ranked team - GorÄ…cy Konkwistadorzy
5 vs 5 solo - Crs Strice
5 vs 5 ranked team - Kevin is a Noob
3 vs 3 ranked team - Gucci Gamin EU West
5 vs 5 solo - ALTERNATE F Lord
5 vs 5 ranked team - Moscow F1ve
3 vs 3 ranked team - mad cauz Risse ausn Haus
EU Nordic and East
5 vs 5 solo - WinFakt Godbro
5 vs 5 ranked team - Veruru Goes Hollywood
3 vs 3 ranked team - GorÄ…cy Konkwistadorzy
Ty...
14 May 2012
On Sale
Corporate Mundo enjoy new position. Give Mundo time to get important work done… like raising Elo. Mundo bring entire department into office for Weekend of Fun: play with Mundo for hours, push Mundo’s rating through the roof. Tell assistant manager no Nocturne! MUNDO PLAY MUNDO AS JUNGLER!!!
Mundo want stock-boosting money bags – er, loyal customers – to help too. Mundo give you big discount on skins and champions. Here, Mundo explain further.
- Sejuani employ impressive corporate raiding skills. Giant boar do wonders for bottom line. Add her to your staff for 487 RP.
- Amumu bad for company morale. Pathetic sighs make Mundo’s forehead throb. Give him new happy home far away from Mundo for 292 RP.
- Corki currently working as window washer in corporate headquarters. Gatling-gun sponges bad idea, breaking more windows than they clean. Find new job for him for 487 RP.
- Silverfang Akali make corporate espionage look so good. She steal trade secrets for you at 487 RP.
- Frostfire Annie bundled up for snow and look ready to make best of bear market! Ha-ha-ha! Get it? Why you no laugh? YOU LAUGH AT MUNDO’S PUN!!! Then buy Annie skin for 487 RP.
- Pre-Void Kassadin lose shock and awe scare tactics, but make up for it in improved people skills. He yours for 487 RP.
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